Morning Coffee: HSBC said to be reviewing its equities business. The optimal duration of a handshake
After first Nomura and then Deutsche Bank decided they no longer wanted to be in the business of trading cash equities, it was perhaps inevitable that other banks with a tenuous hold on that market would decide to do the same.
The latest to do so is said to be HSBC, which the Sunday Times says is 'to review' its equities trading business under its new and ruthless interim CEO Noel Quinn. This is the same Quinn who arguably has decided that making decisive cost cuts is the best way to convince the HSBC board that he should be made CEO forever.
Despite investing heavily in its equities business over many years - latterly under Robert Crane whom it hired from KCG two years ago - HSBC has little to show for its efforts. The bank had a 2% share of the global equities sales and trading market in the second quarter according to KBW. This was even less than Deutsche Bank, which couldn't make it work on 3%. As the top three players (Goldman Sachs, Morgan Stanley and JPMorgan) pull away from the pack in equities, HSBC is one of the banks struggling to keep up.
This doesn't mean that HSBC is definitively cutting its equities operation; 'review' simply suggests this might be a consideration. The Sunday Times doesn't say where it got its story but quotes a fatuous investment banker as saying, "Equity desks are becoming more automated — it wouldn’t be a shock if they take more bodies out.” HSBC declined to comment.
Separately, next time you shake someone's hand be sure not to shake for more than three seconds. Research by academics at the University of Dundee found that most people expect handshakes to be two seconds long and that 'violating' this has an adverse effect on the recipient's mood.
If you shake someone's hand for more than three seconds, the researchers found that the recipient of the shake will laugh less, become more anxious and experience 'emotional discomfort.' None of this sounds like a recipe for securing a job or sealing a deal.
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