Morning Coffee: Goldman banker's great debt to a woman he met in the gym. New most desirable job in the world
Harvey Schwartz is a rich man. As COO of Goldman Sachs, his base salary alone is $1.85m. Had he been a personal trainer, he would have earned a lot less. The median personal trainer salary in New Jersey is $45k and the life of a personal trainer has been compared to a kind of modern-day serfdom.
This matters, because Schwartz nearly became a personal trainer in New Jersey. The fact that he is today running Goldman Sachs rather than strengthening someone else's abs is thanks to an woman called Linda whom he met as a client in a New Jersey gym whilst pursuing his passion for vicarious physical perfection.
Linda persuaded Harvey that there was more to life than working in a gymnasium. Schwartz says Linda "was really pushing me on." Rather than encouraging him to improve his fitness levels, she encouraged him to apply to college (university if you're in the UK). And when Schwartz applied to Rutgers and didn't get in, Linda called up and hussled on his behalf until they gave him an interview and relented.
Without Linda, Harvey Schwartz would therefore not be what he is today. Schwartz says we all need a Linda (also known as a mentor), but that finding someone who believes in you and is willing to put themselves on the line in the process is no easy thing. Lindas don't come easy. Next time you're in the gym, you might want to keep your eyes peeled.
Separately, the most desirable jobs in the world are not in finance. The New York Times is advertising one of the most desirable jobs in the world. It is a job as a travel writer; in 24 hours, over 2,400 people have applied. You will not beat that advertising a trainee position in a top hedge fund.
— Lloyd Blankfein (@lloydblankfein) October 30, 2017
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