Morning Coffee: The only reason to want to work for Google. Barclays' extreme hiring shutdown

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So you want to work for Google (Aka Alphabet) because you want three free Gourmet meals a day, to play with a Scalextric at work, or to have free access to a room filled with musical instruments? So you want to work for Google because you think you'll have shorter working hours whilst still earning a very handsome pay package? So you want to work for Google because it's so very, very cool?

These reasons count for nothing (especially the working hours misconception). There's only one good reason to work for Google. That is its "moonshots" department. - Here you get to work on things which could have been plucked straight from the mind of Willy Wonka.

In the past few years, Google's moonshots team (formally known as its 'Other Bets' Group) has been developing self-driving cars, glucose-monitoring contact lenses, 'internet balloons' (stratospheric balloons to deliver Internet in rural areas), artificial intelligence, and 'life extension therapies.' 

The 'other bets' are more than just a wild adjunct to Alphabet's core business of facilitating internet search. During yesterday's investor call, Google CEO Ruth Porat said he moonshots are 'really important' to enhancing the company's long term value.

Will you get paid millions for developing lenses that monitor glucose levels? Who knows. For the moment, the moonshots are losing Google a lot of money. - Total operating losses on "Other Bets" were $3.6bn in the 12 months to December. Right now, Porat said Google is focusing its hiring efforts on engineers and product managers; she made no mention of crazy inventors.

Separately, Jes Staley has got a foolproof way of preventing Barclays from adding to its cost base. The Wall Street Journal reports that Staley has made it almost impossible for the firm to create new payroll numbers, making it very, very difficult for Barclays line managers to hire anyone externally.


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