The Weird World of the $7m Trader
Tom Hayes is going to prison. He’s been sent down for 14 years, although Nick Leeson thinks he’ll only do five with good behaviour. It’s all a bit of a tragedy for the 35 year-old trader from Fleet in Hampshire, UK who was once offered $3m to join Goldman Sachs and who made over $7m working for UBS and Citigroup.
The judge in Hayes’ case said he, “succumbed to temptation” and did things that were, “honest and wrong.” This may be so, but there’s also plenty of evidence that Hayes’ life wasn’t as fancy as outsiders might suppose.
Firstly, there was the duvet cover – Hayes famously slept as an adult under the exact same superhero duvet cover he’d owned since he was eight years old. We assume that this was before he met his wife in a Tokyo swimming pool.
Secondly, there was the bullying – Hayes has been diagnosed with Asperger’s, and Reuters reports that his colleagues (who had nicknames like Pete the Greek, Golum, Pools and Fast Eddie) called him Rain Man and taunted him with a line from the film – “Qantas never crashed, Qantas never crashed”.
Thirdly there was the antisocial behaviour – Hayes sat in a corner and read a book during one office Christmas party and drank hot chocolate instead of beer on nights out. Fourthly, there was the personal hygiene – Hayes never washed if he was on a winning streak and declined to speak to colleagues via video chat because he, “looked like a tramp every day.”
And lastly, there was the depression. Hayes said he was sometimes, ‘so stressed he wanted to jump off a bridge.’ Maybe million dollar trading jobs aren’t so special after all.
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