Goldman Sachs counters claim that banking is for losers

Banking is for sad people who are happy to throw their lives into a hole. So says Jennifer Surane, Bloomberg’s ‘star intern.’ Surane has spoken to various Harvard Business School graduates who suggest banking juniors are more deserving of pity than plaudits.

“When we hear that our classmates managed to acquire a position with an investment bank, we say ‘Congratulations,”’ said one of the graduates Surane spoke to. “But we are thinking, ‘I’m sorry to hear that.” Instead of banking, the hot career of the moment is technology, where the hours are bearable, the money is good and there are vats of green juice in the office. 

Goldman Sachs hasn’t addressed Surane’s viral article directly, but the firm coincidentally chose the day of its publication to push two short videos on Twitter stressing that Goldman is fun.

In the first, the firm’s summer analyst feature in a ‘behind the scenes’ GoPro video in which they are gardening and gathering up leaves. In the second, we get a little look at Goldman’s wellness offering, which includes fitness centres, creches, health centres and ‘work life balance.’ Elsewhere, Goldman stresses that its fitness centres include deodorant and headphones. 

Will this be enough to entice Harvard MBAs back to banking? Possibly not. “People used to brag and say, ‘Oh yeah, 21-hour days, seven days a week for eight months,’ that was a badge of honor,” says one of Surane’s interviewees. “The humble brag is now, ‘Oh yeah, I work 9 to 5, I get paid a ton of money, and I have a great life.”

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