People have complained about working in finance since the beginning of time. It’s a rite of passage. So take the latest employee satisfaction survey with a grain of salt, though it is admittedly a bit eye-popping.
Exactly half of bankers, brokers and asset managers – mostly senior-level people – are unhappy with their job, their firm, their pay and their prospects. All four. That’s according to research from search firm Options Group, which surveyed 100 financial professionals.
What’s more, the other half isn’t exactly jumping for joy. Just one out of every five respondents said they were pleased on all four fronts, with the rest gripping about something or other. The complaints ran the gamut, from pay to internal politics to new regulations and monetary policies.
But the main sticking point, as always, was compensation. Mike Karp, chief executive of Options Group, told the Financial Times that bankers are still unable to come to terms with the “new paradigm” in pay. “In a lot of cases keeping your job is your bonus,” said one trader.
Maybe Options Group interviewed a bunch of traders because pay was actually up last year for most investment bankers and asset managers, though banks are admittedly trimming more senior staffers who happened to make up much of the survey.
In related news concerning misery at work, video footage has emerged of a young trader’s initiation. The 23-year-old Marex Spectron rookie was made to eat eight quarter-pound burgers as his older colleagues gambled on whether he could complete the task. They laughed raucously as he became physically ill in a nearby wastebasket. Now that gentleman has reason to hate his job. A spokesperson for Marex Spectron said they are aware of the incident and the individuals involved “have been spoken to and the matter has been addressed internally.”
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