You are Jamie Dimon, CEO of JPMorgan

Haha! I knew there was some reason I liked him; He's me! As my dearest Oscar Wilde would say, "to love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance."

Haha! I knew there was some reason I liked him; He's me!

As my dearest Oscar Wilde would say, "to love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance."

Haha! I knew there was some reason I liked him; He's me! Ah, narcissism... is there any greater love?

Or as my dearest Oscar Wilde would say, "to love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance."

Good God I'd eat Jamie Dimon for lunch in just about any competition that involves physical, mental and cognitive skills . . . the only thing I wouldn't beat him in is a game of douche baggery.

I also like JPMorgan... But this best fit me. It was a tango between 1 and 3.