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Lunchtime Links: Striking fear into the heart of your employees over bad biscuit choice is not good management

It started with a pink wafer; a choice of biscuit so working class it might as well have been a packet of Iced Gems.

Few people would choose the luridly coloured, arid-textured biscuit to accompany a cup of tea, but to serve it to a high powered banker like Fred Goodwin is professional suicide.

Goodwin took immediate action; sending an e-mail titled 'Rogue biscuit' to the catering staff concerned, and threatened to take them through disciplinary procedures. Lesson learned - nothing but Fox's cream biscuits from now on.

This is just one of many ludicrous stories of Fred the Shred's notoriously over-bearing management style, which arguably contributed to RBS's eventual downfall.

Staff at RBS were said to be "terrified of him" and scared to report even small misdemeanours, according to a new book Masters of Nothing: How the crash will happen again unless we understand human nature, which suggests such aggressive management techniques should be consigned to the history books.

"In a boom the bullish are promoted while the cautious are overlooked, reinforcing the cycle. This factor is generally ignored by the beautiful but flawed models of economic analysts," said the book's publisher Biteback.

Is there a future for Morgan Stanley and Goldman Sachs? (Deal Journal)

Goldman has slashed pay for London bankers (Financial News)

Bank of America response to vicious blogger rumours...again (Financial Times)

"Bank of America could not become another Lehman because even in the worse case scenario it can go to the Federal Reserve and swap assets for cash - something not available before the crisis." (Telegraph)

Analysts rally behind Bank of America (Dealbook)

Citigroup is much safer than Bank of America (Bloomberg)

Citadel has fired the remaining 24 sales and trading staff in its investment bank (Bloomberg)

Barclays make 140 more redundancies in its corporate infrastructure division (Reuters)

Here's how to write a resignation letter just like Steve Jobs. (Guardian)

CDS spreads for a number of European banks are now worryingly high (Telegraph)

Switzerland is no longer a tax haven (Times)

Connecticut has offered UBS $20m to keep its HQ there (Financial News)

Hedge fund Rivercrest Capital has hired two teams and is preparing fund launches (Financial News)

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  • Th
    The Pink Panther
    1 September 2011

    Fred Goodwin, YOU SUCK!

  • Ia
    Ian
    26 August 2011

    Haha, Goodwin reminds me of Gaddafi having himself inaugurated "King of kings"! Pathetic!

  • Na
    Nascar
    26 August 2011

    Hipster, yes, I completely agree. The Brits are no worse than anyone else, they just have different motivations for behaving like tools, the more senior the more of the true tool reveals itself. I have nothing against the Brits alone per se. I'm very inclusive and a true egalitarian in respect of my contempt and dislike for most peoples of the world.

  • Hi
    Hipster
    25 August 2011

    @ nascar ..."They'll always start considering themselves god-like and use the opportunity to get the world back for the bullying and inability to get girlfriends in their youth".....this sounds like everyone I know over Director level in any bank ....not just the Brits

  • Na
    Nascar
    25 August 2011

    So Goodwin was a meglomaniac bully - no surprises there.

    It's always going to happen if you over-promote physically ackward, ugly, dweeby, pencil-knecked accountant types, especially the desperately socially frustrated and ambitious types from the British lower middle class. They'll always start considering themselves god-like and use the opportunity to get the world back for the bullying and inability to get girlfriends in their youth.

    Happily, the loser got his comeupance bigstyle, no amount of cash can compensate for the humiliation he's deservedly suffered.

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