Lunchtime Links: 25-30 interesting private equity jobs coming soon to Moscow! 75-100 hedge fund admin jobs coming soon to Dublin!
Lots of jobs are coming soon. They are not coming to London, however.
Firstly, a once in a lifetime opportunity will soon arise to work for Dmitry Medvedev and - by implication - Vladimir Putin. Medvedev is reportedly setting up a $10bn private equity fund and will be wanting 25-30 investment managers to work for it. The fund has already hired one ex-Goldman Sachs banker, who's also worked for McKinsey and went to Stanford and Harvard Universities. The hiring will begin in June.
If you want something a little less likely to bring you in contact with former members of the KGB, you could try Dublin. The Irish Independent reports that Deutsche is creating a, 'European Centre of Excellence for hedge funds' there.
In pursuit of this, Deutsche is moving its entire European hedge fund administration operation to Dublin and will be hiring 75-100 people before December and significantly more before 2016.
The FSA is becoming the PRA and the PRA won't let banks pay bonuses or dividends if they don't comply with the new capital regime. (Financial Times)
Lloyds might clawback bonuses paid to senior executives now that it faces costly PPI insurance claims. (Financial Times)
"We are in a competitive industry. There are men of probity who are paid bonuses in the country." (The Times Times)
Vikram Pandit could earn $22m between now and 2015. (Financial Times)
Actually, Vikram Pandit could earn $42m if he meets several easy-looking targets. (Bloomberg)
Citigroup's making lots of money from hedge funds while it still can. (Bloomberg)
MF Global has, 'dramatically repositioned and upgraded its staff to meet the requirements of its strategic plan.' (Bloomberg)
Morgan Stanley has been hiring equities bankers in Australia. (WSJ)
Oxbridge graduate Will Jukes, 27, who trained at Ernst & Young before working at RBS and most recently as a freelance financial analyst, is among the lucky winners of a 'hedge fund apprenticeship.' (CityAm)
Nomura has hired a senior lawyer from UBS in a new role as head of legal for the wholesale division. (LegalWeek)
Nomura's mock interview. (Nomura)
At Glencore's canteen in Baar it's possible to have beef tartare with truffle oil and quail's egg followed by chocolate mousse. (The Times)
A Munich Re unit hosted about 20 prostitutes at a party thrown in Budapest. (Bloomberg)
40% of the clients at vajazzling salons are male. (Gawker)