Lunchtime Links: Drunken BarCap 'trader' claims everyone gets 600k, PAs get 60k
Just because someone happens to be drunk in a bar claiming they're a trader from BarCap, doesn't mean they are. Equally, just because that drunken person claims that they and all their trader friends earn 600k, regardless of their performance, doesn't mean they do. Nor can that person be trusted when they claim that even the PAs at BarCap are receiving 60k in addition to their base salary.
The Daily Mirror, however, came across someone drinking champagne in a bar this week who made all those claims above, and it printed them, verbatim. Project Merlin RIP.
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