Actually, RBS isn't haemorrhaging staff
It's happened. RBS has paid its 2010 bonuses and they've been banked. Does this mean people are rushing crazily for the door?
No.
People are leaving, but it's not exactly the kind of full scale exodus that might make Stephen Hester lose his remaining hair.
Yesterday, it emerged that the chief markets strategist (Bob Janujah) and the chief economist (Kevin Gaynor) had gone to Nomura.
This follows the earlier disappearance of an emerging markets forex strategist, also to Nomura, and the removal of a credit trader to Barclays Capital.
However, totally impartial headhunters with no reason to talk up RBS, insist that it's not that bad.
"The departure are over-hyped. You have 10 people leaving out of a fixed income trading floor of 500-600 people, it's really no big deal," says one nonchalantly.
It might help that Hester's been talking about the government starting to sell its stake in RBS in 2011. However, another headhunter says it's more to do with the fact that there are no good people left at RBS any more. "Everyone who might have been hired has gone already," he suggests.