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GUEST COMMENT: If you kill the City, you'll finish off the UK

The text below is from an anonymous email that's been circulating around the City since the PBR. We've toned it down slightly where appropriate...

Last week, Chancellor Alistair Darling today unveiled his Coup de grâce in his and boss Gordon Brown's 5-yr campaign to level the United Kingdom to an economic wasteland, circa 1975.

As the people powering the engine that provides nearly 55% of ALL of Britain's income tax and 25% of its corporate tax receipts (in a bad year) reach for their passports and Google 'Monaco Tax Laws', henchman Darling dribbled gently that it was OK, as he'd lowered the tax-rate on

Bingo. Go Enjoy!..

With even the smouldering rubble that is Dubai now looking like a tasty alternative to the City of London, commentators noted how, if Darling had wanted to increase said revenues, he should have actually LOWERED rates a la Nigel Lawson in 1988(His slashing of rates from 60 to 40% turned London around and led

to a boom in Tax Take).

However, that clearly isn't the mission. The dark-eyebrowed one has instead diverted much of RBS' remaining Balance-Sheet to tax-avoidance accountants and slashed

LLOYDS Tier1 Capital neatly in half as they have to effectively DOUBLE bonus payments in a desperate bid to stop their key performers moving to NY.

Nope, our heroic duo rather like owning banks it seems, and the best way to do that is ensure they never return to profitability.

Net/net? The UK has had it. S&P, Fitch & Moody's are getting out the Tippex, whilst Messrs Brown & Darling have

accomplished their mission a full 5 months ahead of schedule...

Here are the keys, Dave... Best of Luck. She's a tad damaged..

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AUTHORAnonymous Insider Comment
  • Ri
    Rita
    26 February 2010

    im single...and u?

  • Ju
    Jumped-up, bitter critic
    18 December 2009

    I'm sorry you don't understand. In October 2008, the banking system came to within hours of a systemic breakdown. Without government intervention, the system would have fallen over and many banks would have failed - even those with divisions performing quite well. Banks were not lending to each other overnight and that would have strangled the banking system. Now, I accept that governments implemented the bail-out for the sake of the economy as a whole. That does reflect the importance of banks. But that is a completely separate issue from the banks' current behaviour. Is it acceptable to pay large bonuses given the fragile state of the banking system and the broader economy? Bankers say 'yes'. Everyone else says 'no'. Anyone with self-awareness would see the sensitivity here. If you don't voluntarily accept some restraint, the populist backlash will get worse. Suggest you read Paul Volcker's comments and Andy Haldane's (he's BoE). If you still don't get it, then watch out for the pitchforks!

  • ja
    jason
    17 December 2009

    i was very much working in October 2008 - i can't remember a time when my division made so much money for shareholders. at the end of 2008, did we (the employees) see a fair cut of the revenues we generated? hell no!

    the bank i work for took no government money. yes, we benefited indirectly, i won't dispute that - but many, many, many parts of econmies (all over the world) benefit from government help of varying degrees.

    i don't understand your point really, can you please expand? as far as i can see it's just fashionable / acceptable to vent jealousy agains people fortunate to do rewarding jobs that they enjoy.

  • di
    dianec
    17 December 2009

    Were the banks not bailed out so that ordinary people would not lose their life savings? It was not purely for the benefit of the employees.

  • FX
    FXer
    17 December 2009

    Rita, I think I'm in love.

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