Discover your dream Career
For Recruiters

Time to write a novel?

Redundancies are getting bigger by the day. Is this summer the time to think about dusting off that novel idea?

City Boy is nothing new. thelondonpaper's bitchy banker has emerged as Dresdner's Geraint Anderson and now looks to expose the greed, egotism and boozing in banking through his new book, Cityboy: Beer and Loathing in the Square Mile. Get to the back of the line.

Back in the 1980s, when the market crash exposed just how irresponsible, self-serving and gluttonous the world's financial fraternity was, a series of bankers-turned-scribe scrambled to document it - either through fiction or fact.

Michael Lewis's Liar's Poker and the 'big swinging dicks' of the trading floor have become synonymous with that era.

But a fair few bankers made the switch to novelist, and most stick to what they know - finance. Po Bronson's Bombardiers and Linda Davies' Nest of Vipers keep it fairly straight, fictionalising bond traders and insider trading respectively.

Perhaps more ambitious are the likes of ex-JPMorgan M&A banker Stephen Frey, and former Merrill Lynch VP Paul Kilduff, who embroil their bankers in plots involving blackmail, terrorism and serial killers - not at the same time, obviously.

This is starting to look like Stephen King, who largely features writers as his main characters.

Still more impressive is Elizabeth Corley - current chief exec of Allianz Global Investors - who has still found time to write four best-selling detective novels.

So, with the P45 possibly looming, is now the time to break out the typewriter? Or does your diary already resemble a grisly horror? Your thoughts please...

author-card-avatar
AUTHOReFinancialCareers UK Insider Comment
  • Be
    Beam me up
    26 June 2008

    A beautiful young woman walks into a bar and scans the horizon breathlessly in search of the man of her dreams. A gnarled and wizened old codger showing signs of deformity from spending too long at a PC (but in fact only in his early 30s) walks her way. He looks at her and likes what he sees. She looks at him and quickly assess that he is worth seven figures. They live happily ever after (or at least until she's fatally injured by the ever expanding breast implants she's forced to resort to in an effort to to retain his wandering affections).

  • Ju
    Jupiter
    26 June 2008

    Bleak dystopia - bankers have the brilliant idea of selling something fiendishly complicated that makes them loads of money before the whole thing comes crashing down and everyone gets fired. Hang on, that's already happened.

  • He
    Herbert
    25 June 2008

    Utopian Novel: the whole blood-sucking, parasitic, incompetent investment banking community has disappeared from the surface of the earth. Businesses have realised that they can do business without having to resort to expensive and useless Wall St/City corporate finance institutions. Innovation, entrepreneurship and hard work are valued again. The real economy takes over the grotesque investment banking pantomime that has been played for too long!

  • Ge
    George
    24 June 2008

    Sci-fi: A utopian future where bankers don't fear for their jobs and lessons were learned from the credit crunch.

  • Lo
    Louise
    24 June 2008

    Banker walks into All Bar One only to find it's now run by Wetherspoons and selling 2 pints to former bankers who've mutated into retail bank cashiers.

Sign up to Morning Coffee!

Coffee mug

The essential daily roundup of news and analysis read by everyone from senior bankers and traders to new recruits.

Sign up to Morning Coffee!

Coffee mug

The essential daily roundup of news and analysis read by everyone from senior bankers and traders to new recruits.