Pay ex-bankers to help you land a job
If you have 600 to spare, you could always put it the way of an out-of-work investment banker to help you land a graduate job.
The Telegraph reported last week that a company associated with Oxbridge Essays, which as far as we can see is Oxbridge Interns, is touting for redundant bankers to help university students fill in banks' application forms, etc.
The paper says a set of customised interview answers will cost 600 and a suitability report delivered over lunch with a banker unemployed person costs around 500.
Banks are reported to be none too happy about the initiative, with sources said to object that getting an ex-banker to fill in the application form would amount to plagiarism.