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Living dangerously: Diary of an ABS professional, Week 5

After losing his job, Mr. ABS is trying to come to terms with his new life - and fend off offers to become Father Christmas.

Even though I saw things coming and have been living since September with the knowledge that I could be made redundant, I am nonetheless shocked that this has actually happened to me.

For the moment, I've become a stereotype of the man who has lost his job - flailing around in despair, drinking more alcohol than usual, waking up at 6am to relive the internal politics that led up to my predicament, and then lying in pretty late.

My new lifestyle is putting a certain strain on my marriage: my wife has effectively seen my career fall apart like a car crash played out in slow motion.

It's not easy for her to suddenly have a sloth about the house. She doesn't know what to do with me when she meets her mummy friends. One of the mummy friends actually mentioned to me that the Santa who was due to make an appearance at her daughter's school was off sick and that it was difficult to find a replacement. It didn't sound like a direct job offer, but I did wonder for a while.

I know I am going to have to get back into shape both mentally and physically, but I don't feel there is any hurry right now. For the moment, I am mourning my loss and find some comfort in having the energy levels of an animal that spends most of its life hanging upside down in trees in the rainforest. I will pick up the pieces in a few weeks. It just means that my New Year resolution list will be rather longer than usual.

In the mean time, I'd be very grateful to hear from any of you who have had the misfortune to have been made redundant before, or who have friends to whom it has happened, who might be willing to share any information about the severance package you/they were offered. How many weeks' salary per year did your bank pay? Did any of you get a percentage of your total compensation for the previous year? Did you receive any proportion of what would have been your bonus, if you got chopped towards the end of the year?

And for all those of you overflowing with Christmas spirit, any donations to fuel my rapidly disintegrating standard of living will be very well received. Merry Christmas ho ho ho!

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  • Cl
    Cla
    13 February 2008

    Not exactly the smartest move to buy a house which costs you your base salary in monthly payments...the bonus is called such because it's discretionary, otherwise they would put it in your salary..pity you found it out the hard way...

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    one of the top 3 banks
    25 January 2008

    I was made redundant last year, given 150% of base, and promptly found a job straight after with a guarantee ... but then, I was largely responsible for bringing in way over $10 million for them last year. Main thing is, keep a positive attitude regardless of what happens, fight the good fight where there is justice to be won (i.e. with your ex-employer), and never give up. You're in good company!

  • da
    daddy
    12 January 2008

    I got made redudant and have been offered approx. 1.5 times gross monthly salary for over two years service. The ex-employer is a large US investment bank! Scrooge or what?? As the industry standard appears to be at least 1m for every yr worked can I pursue a claim for more dough?

  • Si
    Simon
    6 January 2008

    I got laid off as well 2 months ago from the CDO desk of top US bank. Been there 2 yrs and they gave 1/2 years salary, nice! However a lawyer pointed out that's because it was unfair dismissal as they didn't give any prior warning and in court you'd typically get over 60K for average paid job (but it would take 6 months and '000s, in legal costs. Plus your name may be mud.
    I ended up getting a job 1 week after gardening leave was up so suck it up and get yourself off the couch.

  • Al
    Alex
    4 January 2008

    Shame on you! So macho when closing deals and wimps during a perfectly standard downturn. Anyone who has worked over five years in the City or Street knows that: 1) save when times are good for the bad years, 2) economic cycles do happen and last 3-5 years with recession, bankruptcy and rising unemployment during the slowdown, 3) the writing was in the wall - real interest rates rose + yield curve became inverted + rising swap spreads + libor 3m rose from 1 to over 5% a year making leveraged deals expensive... But, as in any storm, it will not last forever! Please do not be a wimp and behave properly. Because of rough economic conditions I changed jobs and worked for 5 banks in the last 20 years. Because of those challenges I had to be competitive in the job market so I had to read a lot, did an MBA, learned languages and successfully moved up the career ladder and raised a family. Can't you do the same? Of course crying is easier...

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